We have a new segment, because what good is a Friday if you can’t get drunk and tell people shit that you probably shouldn’t?! Except I am sharing this stuff with you completely sober! Yay! * * * * I’ll admit it. I pretty much let my kid have … Continue reading »
Trick-or-treating. I love it. I gladly walk around with my kids on Halloween while they go from door to door collecting their goodies. It’s not helicopter parenting. Halloween is my favorite time of year and walking the dark streets, admiring children’s costumes, watching parents with their first timers, appreciating the hard work that some people … Continue reading »
8 weeks goes by so quickly, when you have an infant, doesn’t it? One minute you’re swaddling them and wondering when they are going to open their eyes to interact with you, then suddenly they’ve gained a few fat rolls, are doing the cutest shit you’ve ever seen, and you wonder when they’re going to … Continue reading »
It’s week 6 postpartum. I seriously can’t believe the weeks are going by this fast. The Gummy Bear is growing rapidly, has had her first real smile, and coos at the people she likes. This means her daddy and I. All other people can suck it. Truthfully, she takes well to other people holding her and … Continue reading »
I am currently working on a little project with a friend from highschool, who lives across the country. She bought her children those little elves that have become so popular in the last few years and to seal the deal, as it were, and make a true believer of her children, she has asked me … Continue reading »
