Tagged with Love

Feed the Beast.

Feed the beast (as found on UrbanDictionary): to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them. Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive. A: You coming to the pub mate? B: Yeah, of course. … Continue reading »

This Animal is Domesticated.

I get excited about going home, popping open a bottle of wine, cooking dinner in the kitchen with Mike, getting on a treadmill, doing yoga in the living room, and sitting next to him on the couch while watching “So You Think You Can Dance”.  He watches it with me and enjoys it.  Plus I get … Continue reading »

Time to slaughter some turkey, bitches!

Yes, it’s that time of year again.  Honestly, I can’t believe it is already Thanksgiving and getting closer to Christmas everyday.  It may be freaking me out a little.  I am looking forward to many things on this holiday.  First, the long break – obviously.  This work week is only 2 1/2 days for me … Continue reading »

Just how many roosters are IN that hen house?

Yeah….there’s a few.  I’m single and I’ve definitely been known to do a little mingling.  I’m a chronic flirt!  I flirt with anyone, including some men in their 80′s on occasion. Technically, I suppose I am only seeing 2 men.  But there are others that pop in and out of my life as it suits … Continue reading »