I don’t feel sexy. The last time I felt sexy was probably sometime in my second trimester of pregnancy. What I generally feel like now is a mom whose hair is a mess and whose shirt is always stained with something. A maid – always walking behind someone and picking up. A cook – always … Continue reading »
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Mrs. Amazing
I’m a Mrs, now. When Mike and I started dating, I called him “Mr. Amazing” in my blog. He reminded me of this the other night and said that it makes me Mrs. Amazing. I am completely fine with that. Our wedding weekend was busy, but full of family and utterly fantastic.
The Headless Chicken
So, I keep coming back here to blog…I had planned on writing a funny blog on a few things I learned during my week-long vacation, but I just haven’t gotten to it this week. Running around like a chicken with my head cut off, making sure everything is set for the wedding tomorrow, has taken … Continue reading »
Taboo is my Middle Name
I am no stranger to going against what is “acceptable”. At 15 I had my tongue pierced and walked around school in a shirt that said “Porn Star”. I work in an office and have a chest tattoo. I do what I want. I generally say what I want. People can go fuck themselves if … Continue reading »
Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Winter is here! It’s even snowing on my blog…did you notice that? Monday, we were at a blissful 72 degrees and now it’s dropped by 20. That’s cold by Las Vegas standards. Luckily, I don’t feel like I’m freezing to death 24/7 like I was my first trimester, so I’m taking it in stride. I’ve … Continue reading »
Chickens Drink When They Cook.
Going back to work after a long holiday weekend has to be one of the most horrible things on the face of the planet. Not really, but it is beyond difficult for me to get excited about going back to the normal grind. My weekend was extremely enjoyable and I think that makes it even … Continue reading »
Spinsters are people too.
Spinster: an unmarried woman and especially one past the common age for marrying; a woman who seems unlikely to marry This will be me someday. Isn’t she lovely? I probably will end up a spinster. I came to this realization last week as I talked to my sister on the phone. She is younger than me … Continue reading »
