I don’t feel sexy. The last time I felt sexy was probably sometime in my second trimester of pregnancy. What I generally feel like now is a mom whose hair is a mess and whose shirt is always stained with something. A maid – always walking behind someone and picking up. A cook – always … Continue reading »
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TMI Friday: That’s Not A Cat Toy
We have a new segment, because what good is a Friday if you can’t get drunk and tell people shit that you probably shouldn’t?! Except I am sharing this stuff with you completely sober! Yay! * * * * I’ll admit it. I pretty much let my kid have … Continue reading »
One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
This weekend was going to mark my first time away from Gummy overnight. 4 days and 3 nights away. Mike was going to take her on a road trip to Salt Lake City to visit family and I was going to stay home. It was needed and dreaded all at the same time. I’m sure most of … Continue reading »
What About Me?
It’s week 6 postpartum. I seriously can’t believe the weeks are going by this fast. The Gummy Bear is growing rapidly, has had her first real smile, and coos at the people she likes. This means her daddy and I. All other people can suck it. Truthfully, she takes well to other people holding her and … Continue reading »
FAIL.
While browsing Pinterest today, I came across a tip on child raising. Someone had pinned the picture below and I looked at it thinking that it was a list of milestones for babies to achieve. Nope. It’s a list of milestones for older children in order for them to “function” in the real world by … Continue reading »
Adventures of the Not-So-Horny
I used to think about sex all the time. As much as a man. Before my pregnancy I was horny on a constant basis. I would think about sex at my desk and get myself so worked up that I would actually consider “relieving myself” in the bathroom. Yes…I did once. I won’t do it … Continue reading »
What Can I Say? I’m Enthusiastic.
So, I just got an email from Mike. Evidently, I left one hell of a bruise on his neck Sunday night and he got a “talking to” at work today. Oops. Sorry, sweetheart. LOL “Strong women leave big hickies.” ~Madonna
Thought Stew: Simmering Bits of Randomness
I woke up wanting to write this morning. I feel like I’ve lost steam lately and my blogs have been mediocre at best. Here are some chunky bits that have been simmering in the cauldron of my mind: Warning: The following subject matter may be uncomfortable for certain male subjects. “Girly Talk” in progress. There … Continue reading »
